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Newport, Michigan

A weird stupid city that everyone thinks is from Rhode Island, so you'll end up having to explain, to someone out of *city* for that matter, that you don't live there. There is literally nothing in Newport to do, so all most people do is sit down and complain about it.
"Do you wanna go to Newport, Michigan?"

"No, I don't wanna be bored to death, thanks."
by Someone here. January 7, 2012
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Newport

Niggas Either Winning Pimpin Or Runining Things
Why do we black folks smoke newports ? because Niggas Either Winning Pimpin Or Runining Things
by Stan the man AKA traveling mac September 19, 2004
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newport harbor

high school located in newport beach california. lots of stoners and kids who like to get wasted when their parents go out of town on the weekends . common clicks are rich scum bags,surfers,stoners,beaners,meatheads,and skaters. rival high school is corona del mar. lots of wealth and hot bitches its wouldent be a bad high school to go to!
kid 1. yo where do you go to school??

kid 2, newport harbor

kid 1. thats cool you wanna get wasted?

kid 2. of course lets party!
by smokingood247 September 2, 2012
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Newport Centre Mall

Mall in Jersey City, NJ that used to be a ghetto mall, and now is luxuriously preppy. Hollister is downstairs, as will be Abercrombie & Fitch and Ruehl next year. Other retailers are... Swarovski, Coach, Aeropostale, American Eagle, Godiva, Armani Exchange and Forever 21.
Kara: OMG! They just put an Abercrombie in Newport Centre Mall!

Brooke: It's probably not as good as the Short Hills one!
by Joey Villa August 15, 2008
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The Castle (Newport)

Now defunct former meeting place of many scruffy urchins from the plague-ridden streets of South Wales' most heinous city. Smells distinctly of piss and under-age smoking.
"Oh boys, let's go to The Castle...we can have a spliff and throw stuff in the river. Again."
by ? March 27, 2003
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newport harbor

the knock off version of laguna beach . somehow, mtv figures they'll make more money if they create yet another sitcom full of bleach-blonde bimbos and amateur bad boy surfers. you might wanna change the channel to vh1 at this moment in time...
" nieka, put it back on newport harbor! "
" ohhh hell if imma watch that crap; we already know the guy's gonna play 2 girls, they're gonna hate eachother; hence we get another lauren, kristen, stephen relationship! "
" how dare you insult mtv's intelligence?! "

.............................

*2 episodes later*

"nieka, I'm so sorry, you were right!!! "
" well, of course. now change it to rock of love (: "
by Nieka Ann January 2, 2009
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newport

Newport, South Wales, another chav hot-spot badly in need of a WMD. Sandwich filling between Bristol and Cardiff like a bug between a road and a shoe. The Romans abondoned the area around 410ad and the British Labour Party eventually took over, hence it remains a ruin. The river Usk flows through it and the M4 goes past it. Never stop or you'll lose your hubcaps. Scene of Chaterist Rebellion and the founding of the Trade Union Movement, so not all bad news. Nice on the outskirts.
Newport Highlights;
Ringland, Alway, Somerton & Duffryn council estates designed by 1960's graduate town planners on speed, now scenic backdrops to Mordor; Pil for the final volcano scene.
Everything-for-a-Pound Shops.
Splendind Transporter Bridge (now that is a work of engineering art)
The Steel Works (now abandoned too)
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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