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Sexy Neopolitan

Can be achieved in two manners:

1. Having sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, removing your penis and placing it in her anus, then ejaculating. Blood=Strawberry, Fecal Matter=Chocolate, Semen=Vanilla

2. Do the same except forgoe the vaginal sex and use no lube for the anal causing chafing which can eventually cause bleeding.
I pulled the Sexy Neopolitan last night and that chick loved it. I even pulled the Emeril afterwards.
by juano December 9, 2004
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The Neopolitan

The Girl's on her rag so obviously you have to fuck her in the ass. So you blow your load in her ass hole, and you pull out real quick and punch her in the ovaries, causing her to excrete period juice, as well as the shit and cum already in her ass. The remnants of this is a big red white and brown mess all over her parents bed, hence "The Neopolitan"!
"So the bitch tries to get out of it by telling me shes on her rag. So I gave her the neopolitan treat".
by The Fella's September 26, 2005
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The Neopolitan Ice Cream

When a person makes love to theres partners anus and orgasms then proceeds to have there partner deficate on there tongue make a formation similar to Neopolitan ice cream
I can't eat ice cream ever again after i gave that bitch the neopolitan ice cream
by nbctk June 22, 2006
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dirty neopolitan

A perverse sexual reference relating to a flavour of ice cream. One starts with a lady being on the rag and a kind soul continues to lay a chocolate log on her pussy. Once this is completed she is fucked until a vast helping of trouser yoghurt is unleashed inside her to complete the trio.
The finished result has all the colourful characteristics of delicious neopolitan ice cream; Fruity strawberry, delicious chocolate and creamy vanilla.
Yummy.
"Yeah, bruv. Yeah bruv. Yeah. Yeah, This bird last night had the decorators in yeah, and after a bit of scattin' and my own personal touch it was the full house mate. The dirty neopolitan. Sweet."
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Cincinnati neopolitan

A Boston pancake, plus blood (preferably menses).
Murph gave his special lady-friend a Boston pancake. Then her sister (whose Aunt Flow had come to town) came home and decided to make it into a Cincinnati neopolitan.
by Ghetto Overlord October 1, 2007
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French Neopolitan

When a mixture of menstrual blood, urine and feces are combined and butt chugged by either partner.
Every anniversary Jeannette gives Jean Claude a French Neopolitan for his night cap.
by pooscado June 30, 2025
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neapolitan penis

When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.
Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.
by Mesoss March 18, 2014
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