Narwhal

Your Narwhal just hit my clit you tard!

bacon narwhal

a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.

Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....

by Taylen Spicer October 17, 2013

A consequence of drinking too much cheap beer.

Man, did you see Mark? He had so much Natural Light he did the natty narwhal all over the back yard.

1.) The sickest, illest, nastiest gamer on Xbox Live.
2.) One who pwns newbs daily in games like Halo and Call of Duty

I just got pwned by Nasty Narwhal!

Nasty Narwhal rapes shitty newbs like me in COD!

by BionicNarwhal December 8, 2010

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.

Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"

by HollyHeywood November 3, 2011

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.

My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.

by Badonski March 5, 2012

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal

by Biglad412 March 6, 2022