A text nuke is a text bomb on steroids.
Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...
A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.
*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*
Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...
A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.
*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*
by Hector Jr November 27, 2009
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this happens in modern warfare 2, when 2 or more nerds join a lobby and use tac inserts and take turns killing eachother till one of them gets a nuke. used most commonly in freeforall. the trick to get rid of it is to go find where they are hiding (easy to tell because tac insert is loud) and rpg the shit out of those cheaters!
nerd1:hey guyz! lets go nuke boosting!
nerd2:ya!!!
*joins lobby*
nerd1:21-22-23-24 kills! 1 more!
*KABOOM RPG*
nerds:nooo!!!!
nerd2:ya!!!
*joins lobby*
nerd1:21-22-23-24 kills! 1 more!
*KABOOM RPG*
nerds:nooo!!!!
by ShinyNewArmor January 30, 2010
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Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
by ThatGuyOnTheInternet August 22, 2010
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Reporter: Mr President what should we do about the terrorisit in the east?
Obama: Nuke 'Em
Dude 2: Nuke 'Em
Reporter: Mr President what should we do about the terrorisit in the east?
Obama: Nuke 'Em
by Pancake_Main August 10, 2010
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1. To attack with a nuclear weapon, or to otherwise bring about widespread and utter destruction.
2. To cook a foodstuff in a microwave oven (it is a common misconception that microwave energy is a form of nuclear radiation).
3. To delete a computer user's accounts without warning, typically for abuse.
1. To attack with a nuclear weapon, or to otherwise bring about widespread and utter destruction.
2. To cook a foodstuff in a microwave oven (it is a common misconception that microwave energy is a form of nuclear radiation).
3. To delete a computer user's accounts without warning, typically for abuse.
1. After years of patent hostility, US Emperor-For-Life George Bush finally nuked France in 2020, resulting in the formation of the "Freedom Sea".
2. "Just nuke those vegetables for five minutes on High, it's much quicker than steaming them."
3. The webhosting company nuked Jamal's "penile enhancement" sites because he was caught spamming.
2. "Just nuke those vegetables for five minutes on High, it's much quicker than steaming them."
3. The webhosting company nuked Jamal's "penile enhancement" sites because he was caught spamming.
by Carl Willis March 12, 2005
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