MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....
OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline
by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018
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caleb hairline

a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.
i think i am infected with caleb hairline
by iooidhiwdbed December 12, 2022
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Tylers hairline

Its like 6 feet tall and looks like a McDonalds sign
Wow look at how big and stupid Tylers Hairline is
by SleepyPanda123 April 24, 2019
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Below the Hairline

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.
"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"
by Good Food November 26, 2020
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hairline

A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.
Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause
by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 3, 2021
mugGet the hairlinemug.

Kaydosh’s-hairline

A hairline so big it could sink a Ship
Kaydosh’s-hairline was so extraordinary no samurai could top it
by Wensleydale February 4, 2025
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Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.
Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline
by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022
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