When millions of amatuers get over excited about thier first beer and believe, "how you spend new years is how you spend the rest of the year." Undoubtedly their high hopes come crashing down like a firey drama filled meteor where crying, puking and fighting are all commonplace.
by JT18 December 31, 2008
A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.
by fightthepower January 06, 2010
“new year new us”
by josh6326 January 08, 2020
dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.
daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.
mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.
dad: you're adopted, i wish.
daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.
mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.
dad: you're adopted, i wish.
by billom88 January 03, 2012
Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...
A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...
Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...
Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...
by jt001 January 20, 2006
Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!
Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.
Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.
Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.
by McLovinsauce February 16, 2014
not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.
(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009