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new year's eve

When millions of amatuers get over excited about thier first beer and believe, "how you spend new years is how you spend the rest of the year." Undoubtedly their high hopes come crashing down like a firey drama filled meteor where crying, puking and fighting are all commonplace.
"Man remind me never to go out on New Year's Eve again." - Random Dude at 2:00am
by JT18 December 31, 2008
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New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.
I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries
by fightthepower January 5, 2010
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new year new us

new year new us”
by josh6326 January 8, 2020
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new years gay

come out as gay to family and friends on the 1st january.
dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.

daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.

mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.

dad: you're adopted, i wish.
by billom88 January 3, 2012
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New Year's Resolutionary

Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...
by jt001 January 19, 2006
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New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009
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New Years ballbust

As soon as the new year begins kick a guy in the nuts as hard as you can and yell “Happy new year
Are you ready for a New Years ballbust when the ball drops?
by Ballbusting enthusiast June 27, 2022
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