San Franscisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you were really making a San Franscisco Narwhal

by Biglad412 March 4, 2022

Narwhal

Its only the best animal alive!!! Its a f'ing whale thingy with a 10 foot unicorn horn && yes they are real! They are the most Bamf creatures ever created!

Stupid Guy: Dude what is that?
Cool Person: It's a Narwhal! Duhh! They are BAMF!

by iShey July 29, 2009

narwhale

a mythical creature that is a cross between a dolphin and a unicorn. is the shape of a dolphin/killer whale with a unicorn horn

i enjoyed the story about the narwhale

by yuykdgzfxh.gjxhfkhvcnvtirutydj February 4, 2010

narwhal

the greatest animal in the animal kingdom; probably the result of a one night stand between a unicorn and a whale

Wow that narwhal is so majestic and awesome! What does it mean?

by jopethedope December 14, 2010

narwhaleretic

Someone who falls asleep randomly while playing Xbox. Most commonly with the last name Rothmund

Hello? Hello? Wherd mike go? Is he afk?
Oh no he is just sleeping
Why?
He is narwhaleretic
ohhhhhhh.....

by OriginalGesus August 22, 2011

Narwhalsome

Only said when you discover something that awesome just doesn't cover.

Me: Holy fucking balls, I just wrote a song.
Friend: What is it?
Me: What If I Rode Narwhals Into The Sunset?
Friend: Dude, that's narwhalsome.

by Mister Grinch February 18, 2011

narwhalian

a word used when describing an equally mythical thing.

root word: narwhal - mythical horned sea-creatures that presumably live in an equally mythical country called Canádia. Or Atlantis.

Big Foot? That's just narwhalian.

by padfoot24 December 2, 2009