Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.

Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.

by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

mystical interlude

Used by Baby Boomers to replace "senior moment". It has a softer feeling than senior moment. Also- MI

Wait, I almost have the word I'm looking for. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I'm having a .....Mystical Interlude.......... and just can't come up with it.

by Sues January 4, 2008

mystically brown

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz

Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.

by Elbow bones April 28, 2014

mystic clan

Mystic clan is a group want to be gamers but are really gay boys

person 1: hey did you hear about Mystic clan
person 2: yeah they are really gay

by mystic gay January 2, 2020

Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.

That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.

by Darthax March 6, 2011

mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023