koridgan mute

A korean migdet who is a mute.

Oddjob from goldfinger, and nick nack (although he does speak, so he is just a koridgan). Others examples are many korean midgets that are mute. These are koridgan mute (s).

by Dave Mute December 16, 2005

Crotch mute

A person who exhibits little or no sexual drive or desire.

"Hey, that guy over there is super cute."
"Yeah, but don't bother talking to him, he's a total crotch mute."

by Eustace Tilley December 19, 2008

Mute Job

A mute job is when somebody watching a music video presses the mute button on their remote in order to enjoy the beauty of the performer(s) rather than let the often annoying singing and terrible music distract the viewer...

Hey, have you seen that new Christina Milian video? Definite mute job I tell ye...

by Seek aka Powerslider October 21, 2004

face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.

Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!

by runalicerun April 20, 2010

mute mirth

When someone laughs, but they don't make a sound.

You know you're a nerd when you mute mirth at a sucky joke.

by mute spitting November 21, 2013

fart mute

The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.

I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.

by heywoodgblowme September 12, 2013

Muteness of the Eyes

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021