Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024

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Spicy mulligan

Getting hit in the face by a 4×4 wooden post that kicks out under the pressure of a 12 ton hydraulic jack.

He was trying to lift up that exterior deck when he got hit with a spicy mulligan!

by T.Skippy December 24, 2019

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Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.

Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

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Midnight mulligan

The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.

Chad couldn't find anyone to take home so he had to pull a midnight mulligan.

by Onehole June 26, 2021

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slut mulligan

When a person gets back with someone who cheated on them the first time they were dating.

"I'm going to take a slut mulligan and give Stacy another chance. "

by Baker licks January 13, 2023

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mulligan

A mulligan is usually found simping for girls that will never simp back for them .They are quite fond of the app 'Houseparty' and has many minutes with girls. Most people just feel bad for mulligans. Mulligans choose girls over the lads

Stop being a mulligan and hang out with the lads

by MullyECM123 December 26, 2020

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