Mudnutz

The act of a man wiping his anus after defecating between his legs. Usually going from his back to his sack. Sometimes can lead to the phenomenon called "dingleberries"

Me: How do you wipe your butt?
Jacob: Between my legs, back to front..
Me: Doesn't that cause mudnutz?

by vsteelcityv September 19, 2025

Solution mudbutt

Solution mudbutt- a method of using an unverifiable illness, muddbutt, that can claimed as a way to use paid sick time to take care of personal business or get out of something you don’t want to do.

Why aren’t they here today? They called and said they were sick and weren’t going to be able to make it. Whatever, that’s solution mudbutt. They had court today and didn’t want anybody to know so they chose solution mudbutt.

by Smithsonian October 18, 2019