Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 18, 2011

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 24, 2010

Rick and Morty

really fucking dumb shit nobody should ever watch

"that nerd is watching rick and morty... L"

by kailee9 April 26, 2022

23 Morty

the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is

yo that shit kicks ass times 23 morty!!

by jack May 27, 2004

rigor mortis

like rick and Morty but for dead people

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.

by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023

Rickor mortis

The paralyzing feeling resulting from being rickrolled.

Astley's surprise music video caused my rickor mortis to kick in.

by Standfield March 27, 2012

Memus Mortis

A meme of ye old time, no longer extant. Such meme hath been o'ertaken by normie folk.

Templar, why doth thou still speak'st of yond boyith meme, 'tis a memus mortis

by Cubeman7 March 02, 2018