by An Aries January 19, 2011
Get the Twitter Mortismug. -noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
Carl: Dude this is good weed.
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
by Sheet Man November 29, 2010
Get the Rigor Mortismug. by kailee9 April 26, 2022
Get the Rick and Mortymug. by jack May 26, 2004
Get the 23 Mortymug. the body becomes stiff and mind runs out of things to say usually caused when one's feelings, political views, world outlook, and or beliefs are completely demolished by facts, reason, and or logical arguments
by AWSDP June 11, 2018
Get the Triggered Mortismug. The patient was bit yesterday, and vigor mortis is already setting in. He’ll be craving brains by nightfall.
by Kid Vortex March 15, 2019
Get the vigor mortismug. by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023
Get the rigor mortismug.