Morris Syndrome

A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.

He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome

by Anne Onnymouse March 8, 2011

jake morris

normally a man with an abnormally large baty,can be a gentleman however he belongs to the streets with his side hoe madison beer no main hoe tho,he a real nigga.

"yo that guy a chad"
theo"no hes a jake morris"!

by jakessidehoe August 20, 2020

morris cove

the nice part of new haven. absolutely nothing like the ghetto. close to east haven. but people from there are not from east haven. very hard to explain where you live when people do not know what or where "the cove" is. we need to make it known we don't live in the slums, or east haven.

"Hey, where are you from?"
"Oh, I live in morris cove."
"Where's that?"
"Look it up on urbandictionary."
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by morriscovenoteasthaven January 7, 2007

Zack Morris

The womaniser from Saved by the Bell. Was in love with Kelly, bound to end up together. Sooo 90's.

Kelly: Oh my god, I love Zack Morris.
Lisa: Oh hunni, I saw him out with that other girl.
later...
Kelly: Hey Zack...
Zack: Oh, hey Kel, whats up?
Kelly slaps Zack.

by Flojojojo September 10, 2008

D-Morris

To let out a fart of such repugnant strength and smell that it can clear a space of three square miles in uder 10 seconds

"Mate you just did a D-Morris of unbelievable proportions"

by Sholly September 11, 2009

bag of morris

slang for weed. Popularized by the late and great Action Bronson

Yo man you can’t just spark up my bag of morris and not invite me.

by Bobby Bitch November 23, 2017

mani&morris

morris is my bestie bae and i love him soooooooooooooo much even though this mf my biggest hater and love to dr me i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. James is my number 1 favorite person to talk to and i feel like i can tell him any and everything I know i be boring him with my wonderful stories and be talking way too much but he always (sometimes) listens. anyway if he’s smart enough to read all of this I LOVE YOU MAMAS

who doesn’t love mani&morris

by morrisbestiebae101 July 19, 2023