Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015

Monke

the best animal in the world.

reject humanity, humans are cringe, me MONKE INSTEAD

monke 1: "ooh ooh ah ah"

monke 2: "fornite"

monke 1: "cringe"

by Shredr Monke January 27, 2021

Monke

We should reject humanity and return to this

Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then”
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*

by Olive-the-idiot March 20, 2021

Monke

Reject humanity, return to monke

Hello I am MONKE

by Ycraft09 March 24, 2021

Monke

The next step in evolution

Yooooo looks like Bob is evolving into a Monke

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

monke

monke go life monke go yes monke go e monke go strong

person 1: monke?
monke: YES OOO AAA OOO AAAA OOO AAA

by nah124 May 6, 2022

MOnke

Me anD my MonKe
MonKe DOesn'T wEar anY pAntS
MoNke doEs tHe sExiEst Dance

Monke is hot

by that.one.gay.neighbour September 25, 2022