by neeko04 November 6, 2010
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A girl with the name Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
A girl with the name Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
guy A:Dude! Did you see Melissa tackle Courtney?
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
Source: Babator, Louisiana
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
Source: Babator, Louisiana
by C-Will September 6, 2008
Get the Melissaness mug.A Melissa is a girl that hides her pain behind a smile everyday. She is very shy at first but once you get to know her, she is an amazing, crazy girl. She is loyal to everyone and trusts very easily. You will get lost into her eyes every time. She loves sports but is very girly at the same time. She falls for the wrong guys.
by Stephanie Styles March 1, 2015
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Get the moblising mug.Definition of a BOSS. Melisse is brilliant, gorgeous, with the most infectious laugh around. She’s smart and hardworking and inspires everyone around her. Sings like a bird, effortless in everything she does. But don’t let the boss fool you- she can let loose, double fist some beers and get down. Just put on “Yeah” by Usher.
by Ohsnapginger September 14, 2020
Get the Melisse mug.A mother, a care giver, someone who is always there for you when you need her to be.
Her best trait is her loyalty to others. Sure, she has a lot of other great treats. But, when it comes to loyalty, she takes the cake.
People may talk smack about her, but that is because they don't know her. She is determined, strong, and caring.
Her biggest flaw is her Paranoia. But, that is because she doesn't know how good of a person she is.
Her best trait is her loyalty to others. Sure, she has a lot of other great treats. But, when it comes to loyalty, she takes the cake.
People may talk smack about her, but that is because they don't know her. She is determined, strong, and caring.
Her biggest flaw is her Paranoia. But, that is because she doesn't know how good of a person she is.
Melissa: Are you cheating on me?!
Husband: Hon, that's a picture of our children.
Melissa: DON'T YOU STAND THERE AND LIE TO ME! Where you having a god damn orgy in the house?
Husband: That's a freaken birthday party!
Melissa: I'm sorry. I love you.
Husband: Oh, Melissa. . .
Husband: Hon, that's a picture of our children.
Melissa: DON'T YOU STAND THERE AND LIE TO ME! Where you having a god damn orgy in the house?
Husband: That's a freaken birthday party!
Melissa: I'm sorry. I love you.
Husband: Oh, Melissa. . .
by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011
Get the Melissa mug.A Melissa is the sweetest girl you will EVER meet. She smells soooo good. And her skin in incredible soft... BEST KISSER EVER!!!!
Andrew- Hey I kissed Melissa last night
Matt- Damn did you! haha That's my boy! How was it?
Andrew- She is the best kisser ahh im so into her!
Matt- Damn did you! haha That's my boy! How was it?
Andrew- She is the best kisser ahh im so into her!
by fireflies221 February 5, 2010
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