by Devildy January 21, 2021
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If you happen to stumble upon a wild Moelis, first feed him Red Pepper Tostitos, then carefully give him a 2 minute back massage. If a Moelis befriends you, you are a chosen one. He is loyal as can be, will not let you down, and will scare you on a weekly basis. Mr. Moelis aka Mo Man aka Molberg aka B-Mo aka Molenstein, is a rare find, like a rare pokemon, so catch him if you can and bask in his glory.
If you happen to stumble upon a wild Moelis, first feed him Red Pepper Tostitos, then carefully give him a 2 minute back massage. If a Moelis befriends you, you are a chosen one. He is loyal as can be, will not let you down, and will scare you on a weekly basis. Mr. Moelis aka Mo Man aka Molberg aka B-Mo aka Molenstein, is a rare find, like a rare pokemon, so catch him if you can and bask in his glory.
by LeBroneth Jameth the Wise December 16, 2018
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