Mass Effect

"Mass Effect" is a euphamism for "The second best thing ever invented". The first being, of course, Mass Effect itself. If a person loves something very much, they may say it is Mass Effect. If they say this they mean that thing is the best thing ever invented since Mass Effect itself.

Guy: Oh, man, I really love Carrots."

Girl: Really? How would you describe your love for carrots?

Guy: I'd say Carrots were Mass Effect.

Girl: :O

by Commander Shepard II June 7, 2009

mass draft

when one person from a group of people is sent to the bar to buy multiple beers so as to avoid everyone having to tip on their own purchase. once money has been gathered from everyone, the person chosen as the mass drafter buys everyone's beer and then tips just as if he had only bought a beer for himself. the person required to mass draft is usually rotated throughout the night.

Hey Jim, we all want some beers and it's your turn to mass draft. Make sure you tip the bartender.

by wilson4 June 1, 2009

mass or gas

the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip

I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.

by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010

Mass-hoe

Mass-hoe is derived from two words , Massachusetts and hoe. A mass-hoe is a word to describe all females from Massachusetts . They are very loud , rude , trashy , ignorant , uncultured , unhygienic , and bottom line , were never taught to be decent ladies . The worst problem with these mass-hoes is their jealousy . If you come into contact with them , and you are attractive , they will fly into fits of rage , just like small child . Because they have no class , they cannot control themselves or their emotions , a mass-hoe will sleep with any one's boyfriend , husband , father , brother or son , in an attempt to strike at you . Be for warned , They were never taught the act of proper cleaning . Their uncanny ability to look like the 1980's is remarkable . If you do take one home for the evening , make sure to avoid going to her home . They do not clean or decorate , due to laziness , nor do they care . Please hide your wallet .

a mass-hoe loves Aerosmith and Jon Bon jovi . A Boston creme doughnut , a couple of scratch tickets , and you got your self a date .

by nehater January 7, 2014

Massachusetts Dick

Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.

*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."

by Moprah March 7, 2018

Italian Massage

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage

(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks

by SylvanMan April 13, 2014

Tongue Massage

Erotic massage provided with the aid of ones tongue.

Krysten enjoyed the feel of the exceptional tongue massage she was given during foreplay.

by CaptainLOTO November 10, 2014