Mass-hoe

Mass-hoe is derived from two words , Massachusetts and hoe. A mass-hoe is a word to describe all females from Massachusetts . They are very loud , rude , trashy , ignorant , uncultured , unhygienic , and bottom line , were never taught to be decent ladies . The worst problem with these mass-hoes is their jealousy . If you come into contact with them , and you are attractive , they will fly into fits of rage , just like small child . Because they have no class , they cannot control themselves or their emotions , a mass-hoe will sleep with any one's boyfriend , husband , father , brother or son , in an attempt to strike at you . Be for warned , They were never taught the act of proper cleaning . Their uncanny ability to look like the 1980's is remarkable . If you do take one home for the evening , make sure to avoid going to her home . They do not clean or decorate , due to laziness , nor do they care . Please hide your wallet .
a mass-hoe loves Aerosmith and Jon Bon jovi . A Boston creme doughnut , a couple of scratch tickets , and you got your self a date .
by nehater January 07, 2014
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Massachusetts mother in law

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .
"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..
by NEhater January 08, 2014
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