Mississippi mud pirate

A conniving white woman who obsesses over black men.

Heidi Klum is a Mississippi mud pirate.

by Gary Galbatroz April 15, 2011

Mississippi Mud Hole

In some rural areas of Mississippi there are places where "flush toilets" aren't available. The people in those areas have to use out-houses or as they're known in these areas "Mud Holes". They are usually a pieced together shack made of whatever odds and ends can be found in the front yard or that scrap pile at the end of the gravel road. once constructed a hole is dug to catch the leavings, thus creating the mud.

"oh man I really gotta go! Do you have a bathroom?"
to which is answered "Nope, just got that mud hole over yonder"

or

We were on a road trip down South when we got lost. Dave had to go really bad and ended up having to use a Mississippi Mud Hole behind some guy's house.

by SasquatchStomp August 5, 2010

Mississippi Mud Stomp

When your sister/cousin is giving you a blow job in an outhouse, but to get her head at the correct level you have her stand in the toilet, stomping down the turds as she blows you.

Similar to grape stomp.

Had my cousin give me a Mississippi Mud Stomp at the family reunion.

by ThadTimCkark May 11, 2018

Mississippi Mud Wrap

Is when after anal relations you take your manhood which should be poo covered and lay it across the female or male partner and have them roll over. Giving them a wrap of poo.

After sex many people from Council Bluffs love to perform the Mississippi Mud Wrap to there partner.

by thebman49 March 20, 2010

Mississippi mud newt

A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.

We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt

by Evilives November 23, 2014

Mississippi Mud Hug

This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.

I just got a Mississippi Mud Hug and I am not sure how I feel about that.

by flying monkey 1 June 13, 2019

mississippi mud rudder

For a man to take a shit and lay it between the butt cheeks of another man and put his dick between the two cheeks like a hotdog in a bun and slide back and forth so that the shit squishes all over the mans cock and balls causing the man to shoot hot man goo all over the back of the other man.

shane perkins recived a mississippi mud rudder from john flynn in afghanistan.

by squishy face retard November 3, 2010