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by Yugh April 7, 2009
Dirty 5'6 Mexican with a mustache that smells like a dirty armpit and has severe anger issues. Claims to be a Division 1 athlete but has zero coordination.
There was a Basketball Game yesterday. This kid sat the bench the whole game...what a miranda he is.
by gurshed1000 December 13, 2018
Miranda is a girl named she is perfectly imperfectshe always speaks her mind not to be rude and only fucks with a few people she doesn't take bullshit from anybody when it comes to being messy and always is loud see loves her best friend more than she loves anybody and will always be there through the ups and downs she has a good body shape and is extra thick she always has her hair done and edges laid she has a beautiful smile and very pretty a lot of girls look up to her she is mean sometimes but don't get on her bad side the few people she f**** with is the only people shell ride with she loves sports and is best in volleyball she gets a lot of attention but doesn't ask for itMiranda is one of a kind
Guy1.miranda is pretty and Kool ASF
Miranda.what?!!
Guy1.i said you pretty and Kool ASF
Miranda.i already knew that but thx nigga
MIRANDA WALKING AWAY
GUY1. Damnnnn you thick ASF
Miranda.what?!!
Guy1.i said you pretty and Kool ASF
Miranda.i already knew that but thx nigga
MIRANDA WALKING AWAY
GUY1. Damnnnn you thick ASF
by It's Miranda nigga January 4, 2019
by Ijustkissedyourdadagain December 31, 2009
A crazy ass psycho chick! But damn her body, and especially her ass, is so nice that you stick with her anyway!
Bob: Damn Jeff why you stick with that crazy ass psycho Miranda?
Jeff: She is crazy man but have you seen that ass?
Jeff: She is crazy man but have you seen that ass?
by the one addicted to her ass June 2, 2012
A girl who is funny, but can sometimes be violent towards her friends. She is a cool person, but take caution. She can keep a secret, and is a pretty good friend. She is pretty too. But be warned, when encountering a Miranda, be her friend, but keep a lookout.
by teddylove8 July 8, 2011