An action performed by a female in self defense or for amusement. Involves the flicking of ghost vaginal discharge with extreme force/velocity at a victim/prey. Can involve the use of apparatus such as keys, BBQ tongs, chopsticks or paper mâché. Most effective when used with stainless steel metal soup spoons as the gangrenous properties of the fluids are intensified.
WARNING: Can cause the victim/prey extreme physical dis-figuration when used in anger by the assassin.
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.
WARNING: Can cause the victim/prey extreme physical dis-figuration when used in anger by the assassin.
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.
Watch your step Maverick or I'll mink flick you"
Pearl was on her way home from lawn bowls last Thursday night when she was approached by a group of juvenile delinquents whose intention was to mug & rape her. Pearl Mink Flicked the shit out of them, they were permanently disfigured & were never seen again. Rumor has it, they now live as a colony of mutants in Wisconsin under a railway bridge.
Pearl was on her way home from lawn bowls last Thursday night when she was approached by a group of juvenile delinquents whose intention was to mug & rape her. Pearl Mink Flicked the shit out of them, they were permanently disfigured & were never seen again. Rumor has it, they now live as a colony of mutants in Wisconsin under a railway bridge.
by albinobike January 20, 2014
A person who has mental deficits caused by multi generational inbreeding of a small geographically and cultural isolated population.
by Inquisitor October 25, 2020
When a woman (sporting a full bush) puts her crotch right in his face, and then wraps her legs around his neck
When a woman (sporting a full bush) wraps her legs around his neck... simulating the finest Mink Scarf ...
by Mink Scarf March 27, 2011
a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.
Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.
by David October 29, 2003
Susan had the worst stinky mink I have ever smelled...I threw up all over the place once I got a whiff of that!
by Rupert C. Murdock November 14, 2005
One who is truly in touch with the skank, ned, chav and cheap jewelery.
Likely to have muffin effect waistlines and muffin effect cleavage and/or muffin effect cankles.
Blasphemy is another common symptom.
Likely to have muffin effect waistlines and muffin effect cleavage and/or muffin effect cankles.
Blasphemy is another common symptom.
by Bee R June 06, 2007
A sexually attractive con artist (non specific to gender identification or sexual orientation) with "genie-like magic" seduction skills used for their nefarious pleasure in taking short term advantage of victims who are seduced in a public place, often at bar. The American Mink will con for sport without any need for what they can take from victims. They are named after a wild animal, a small cute weasel; the American Mink with exquisite fur, this animal drinks blood and will over-kill when hunting for sport often not eating it's dead prey and leaving carnage and wasted corpses.
I fell for a beautiful girl at the bar last night, she made me feel like king of the world, when I woke up this morning my wallet and car keys were gone. I should have realized she was too good to be true, she was an American Mink.
by ELMH November 29, 2021