Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 20, 2020

Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

Milkman

People who get paid by the hour and milk the clock

Shane Vanweort is the milkman of mccafams

by Adkrcowboys9488 December 27, 2018

Milkman's Baby

A very pale or light skinned child, who is much lighter than one or both parents.

My baby is so pale with blond hair and blue eyes, his father and I joke that he must be the Milkman's Baby.

by BananaLady98 June 30, 2021

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

milkmans glance

To briefly look over or check on something

"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"

"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"

by TheGreatPudding March 22, 2024