Milf

A mom you would engage in sexual activities with.

Daniel, your mom is such a milf! I'd do her right here and now.

by kataytay April 11, 2009

MILF

Mother
I'd

Like (to)
Fuck

(a hot mother you would like to have sex with)

he's only my friend cuse his mom is a MILF

by sr.smiles January 24, 2010

MILF

Mrs. Benz; an extremely fucking hot mom. Stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck".

Holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a fucking MILF!

by The Fucking Don April 08, 2008

MILF

1.)Mother I'd Like To Fuck
2.)Moose I'd Like To Forget; aka: The last girl that I fucked

1.)In my opinion, my mom is a MILF
2.)That girl that I shagged while I was drunk is a MILF

by Frankendick May 23, 2005

milf

1) Mom I'd like to fuck
2)Man/men I'd like to fuck

1) "Whoa, your mom is such a milf I'd bang her on this kitchen counter right now!!"

2)"Do you see all the milfs here!? Oh my god, they are all so hot, it's like I've died and gone to heaven!"

3)"I wish that milf over there would fuck me hard.."

by Befffffers December 08, 2007

milf

This is basically the female version of the male word MILF:which means Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. If a female names someone of the opposite gender a MILF it then means: Man I'd Like (to) Fuck.

I mean DAMN!!!!! Pllllleeeeaaaassssseeee tell me you saw that fine ass milf just walk out that door!!!

by LoVeLyReD November 10, 2009

Milf

Milf is a lady that has a kid or kids and is rather attractive,a mother that you want to fuck the shit out of. A milf can be your best friends mother and be at an age of 30 to 55years old.

Wow did you see the milf in the frozen food isle!

by Klassen December 18, 2005