Masturbating on an airplane.
On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
by Vthippiechick May 14, 2022
Get the Mile high-five club mug.ultra-exclusive club for espresso mocha fiends wherein their beautifully benevelont barista's give them a discounted price on there usual drink in order to be rewarded with a generous tip.
or hot hot sex.
or hot hot sex.
by le j. November 9, 2004
Get the mile high mocha club mug.Mile High Club at the highest level. To have sex 1 mile high in an airplane with the pilot. If achieved, the pilot has now become a Mile High Club Host and the other individual has become a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
3) If the Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they are both Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
3) If the Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they are both Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
George: Hey Spencer I heard you took Kacy on a flight for your date! Did you join the Mile High Club?
Spencer: Yep in fact I’m a Mile High Club Host and I made her a Mile High Club VIP😏.
Spencer: Yep in fact I’m a Mile High Club Host and I made her a Mile High Club VIP😏.
by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 25, 2024
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Get the Mile Marker Club mug.A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Club mug.I bought an Amtrak ticket from Texas to Michigan and fucked this chick and joined the Steel Mile Club.
by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021
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