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agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.
Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018
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Melody Y

Melody is a girl who is obsessed with playing the game mercy. She thinks that being nice means not forcing someone to do something and that she is only nice occasionally. She can be annoying and disorganized. She is very funny, weird, silly, food obsessed and abnormal.
Melody Y rushes for her foods. Trying to get all of them, she got none.
by Unknown Author June 20, 2020
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Lozens Method

A popular way of drinking alcohol at a party or other event, Lozens Method is having a beer in one hand and a liquor based drink in the other hand. Also referred to as 'going two handed'
Man I didn't know what to have first, a beer or a rum and coke...so I decided to use Lozens Method and just have both.
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Mudshark Melody

A Mudshark Melody is simply a cheap rap/r&b song that is played on the radio and attracts many jersey tugging white women. For some reason, by creating cheap songs and hitting particular off-notes, coupled with the common 4/4 beat, white women get all hot and bothered when they hear these songs.

The word mudshark refers to women who are on the hunt for some dark chocolate, no matter what dark chocolate it is, they want some.

Melody meaning a succession of tones or notes. In this case, cheap rappers make it easy to remember for mentally impaired audiences (aka mudsharks).
Example 1: The casual response.

Boy 1: Dammmmnnn, did you just hear that new Chris Brown song? Girls love him even though he hits his girlfriend.

Boy 2: It must be one of those Mudshark Melodies.

Example 2: Confronting the Mudshark.

Mudshark: That new Soulja Boy/Trey Songz duo is hot.

Boy 1: Why is that? Sounds like another Mudshark Melody.

Mudshark: They are the best rappers alive! Their songs are soooo deep and intimate.

Boy 1: How about you go wash that mud off and go listen to some real music.

Mudshark: You don't know shit!

Boy 1: How about you go tug on some more jerseys and show up at some more football parties?

Mudshark: I don't swim in the mud all the time.

Boy 1: Of course you do, you mud tossen ho! Now turn off that radio before I chum dis water and catch your shark ass myself.
by MadRSL July 27, 2009
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melodrama

Melodrama is my life, I would die without it!
by PeaTearGriffin May 26, 2006
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Mermaid Melody

A japanese anime based on singing mermaid princesses who can turn into humans with magic pearls that turn into microphones livng in a city by the beach. It starts with Luchia, the pink pearl princess. She then finds Hanon, the aquamarine pearl princess, and so on. Their enemies are the dark lovers. They work for a man named Gaito, who looks strangely similar to Kaito, Luchia's crush. Some can control elements, and others can cause strange weather. After a while, the show introduces the Black Beauty Sisters, Sheshe and Mimi, who can sing also. Luchia, Hanon, and their new companion, Lina, get new songs through out the series by Aqua Regina, the Goddess of the Sea. In the end, Gaito's castle falls to an abyss at the bottom of the sea, followed by Gaito and the Dark Lovers. Sadly, there is no english version of this.
The new Mermaid Melody episode is coming on soon. I can't wait!
by Red|Pearl|Princess May 1, 2011
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method man

The most under rated rapper ever.
Aka (Tical, Johny blaze, Iron lung)
Doc hold my coat I'm bout to go low. Titanic mc rock the boat Meth, tone def rhyme microphone sex line.
Next time dont forget the teck nine, step.
Bob digital context is critical, boomb threat theese individiual that's on deck.
So you the illest nigga in nebraska, hell nah it's the master, number sixteen party crasher, flex.
I think too much I drink too much my crew dont' realy give two fucks about you ducks, we overhere shaolin what spontaneous combust when I smoke a bag of dust.
Ahh what a rush, god be the dutch, Method man and Redman starsky and hutch.
I crush m.c's can't trust niggaz, niggaz can't trust me.
I'M A KILLA !!!!

Lyrics taken from Cereal killa a song from the black out album.
by KASE ONE December 14, 2008
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