Mermaider

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid

"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"

by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007

mermaidish

We're not sure what mermaidish means. So ask a mermaid.

Mermaidish?

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

Memmingen

City in Germany where all the extremely hot girls are born. And then they move far away and the citizens of Memmingen never get to enjoy their beautiful women.

Memmingen Citizen: I can never find a wife! (in German of course)
Other Memmingen Citizen: All the beautiful ones leave!

by AwesomeMemmingenBornChick June 19, 2010

mermanatee

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man

I just got grazed by a mermanatee.

by ChiRho May 29, 2013

Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.

Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.

by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018

meram

my 4lifer laughwithtears

omg we're such great friends, kinda like ulimategamerfreak and meram!!!!!!!

by ultimategamerfreak June 4, 2021

Angry Mermaid

This is a sexual act involving cumming on the insides of a girl ankles. Then proceed to push the feet together until they stick. When this is completed and both feet are stuck together slap her in the face and throw seaweed at her. This should give her the appereance of an angry mermaid

John: Hey man i angry mermaided this bitches ass last night
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!

by Goatse King December 18, 2009