by Gravy 123 May 05, 2023
Another word for being a beta male, a complete bitch. He will do anything you want him to, and definitely won't get any pussy.
by cumslut6969 November 26, 2021
The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods December 08, 2015
A young, sometimes small, girl who has bright blue/grey/gray eyes and short black hair. She is a person who is very popular and well known in her school. Jess Mercer is always up for an adventure and prepared for anything. If you ever find yourself a Jess Mercer then make sure you are extremely kind to her to gain the exact same respect as you would want!
Person 1: Wow! Who is that? She is super cute!
Person 2: That's Jess Mercer! How can you not know?! She is really brave and is very well known!
Person 2: That's Jess Mercer! How can you not know?! She is really brave and is very well known!
by Malcom shybatt January 11, 2020
This chick will suck you up and down. She doesn’t believe in spitting she doesn’t like messes so she will Always swallow. Also she is a constant talk too no ends. Gets piped down on a regular. Ashlee’s need to be Heavily medicated. Loves mater Dei wrestling and constantly swings on there nuts. Is a lush drunk too.
by xxStudDaddyxxx January 05, 2020
"Alexis mercer (a 14 year old) fucked Felix (22 year old) in the woods while she was on her period with protection .
by Suck_my_clit February 06, 2018
by mercerdrunk January 23, 2014