Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.

Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.

by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011

Mediocre Thunder

A band based out of Cleveland Ohio that covers other songs well but has crappy original music. They have been around for 3 years now and have yet to make it big.

"Did you go see that Mediocre Thunder concert"

by Troy881 May 9, 2010

Longhorn Mediocre

averageness of a type where the subject itself is unaware of its general non-threatening nature.

I went to Rudy’s to get some bbq but it was really Longhorn mediocre.

by atxslingshot July 4, 2024

a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

by Sexydimma June 11, 2014

Mediocre old liberal eccentric

Abbreviated m.o.l.e: a mediocre white old liberal eccentric person.

There was a mediocre old liberal eccentric of the white female persuasion who recently insulted Winsom Sears

by Sexydimma August 30, 2025

Mediocrity

The quality or state of being mediocre

Mediocrity = Dak Prescott

by Mike McCarthy January 16, 2022

Mediocre white guy

A man with ancestry primarily from Europe, raised with privilege, and who did not have to be exceptional to succeed. They just have to be male with the right skin color and pedigree.

The only one who thinks DEI is a bad thing, is the mediocre white guy that was beaten out by a person of color who had to work 10 times harder to get there.

by Jhghj February 26, 2025