Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
by neezyplease December 17, 2004
"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
by Brookwood April 01, 2008
A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.
Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
by Griff likes futa lmao April 28, 2020
Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.
That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!
by cofgpjm March 26, 2009
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