Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 1, 2008

Maynard

A man who loves furry femboys

Ik ben een maynard.

by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

Maynard

This is a naming term for people with great sense of music taste and are always seen vibing.

Yo Maynard lowkey just vibin with the girls there. Kinda wish I could be like him.

by Heads gang October 2, 2020

Maynard

A description for a Femboy lover who LOOOOVES femboys, he likes all the furries

Yo Maynard is fucking down bad, like, Rock bottom.

by flasko August 17, 2024

Quinn Maynard

A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.

Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.

Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?

Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.

Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.

Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.

by Griff likes futa lmao April 27, 2020

anna maynard

anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!

“i just love anna maynard so much! she’s the best!”

by maynardsdahlia July 21, 2019