Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
by neezyplease December 17, 2004
Get the Maynard James Keenanmug. "Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
by Brookwood April 1, 2008
Get the Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Fergusonmug. by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 21, 2023
Get the Maynardmug. This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.
If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!
Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
by Xilox Goldenkane March 30, 2008
Get the The Wings of Maynardmug. 
Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.
That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!
by cofgpjm March 26, 2009
Get the Burnt Out Maynardmug. The act of singing from the shadows or a riser in the back of the stage. Inspired by Maynard James Keenan of TOOL, who leaves the spotlight to the band while scanning the audience for mobile phones.
by blessthiscommunity.com September 9, 2025
Get the Maynardingmug.