Martha mayhem

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

by Glenda Jackson November 20, 2004

morgan mayhem

A celebrity female name used frequently in blind vices....believed to be Lindsay Lohan.

Morgan Mayhem is at it again, doing coke lines in the bathroom of the VIP room.

by Adriana C September 5, 2008

Michigan Mayhem

The Michigan Mayhem is where you are fucking a girl in her ass. Then you proceed to bust a nut in her ass. Then you proceed to eat that nut out of her ass. Then when your done, you say "there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem".

Zack - What you do with Carly last night?

John - I had that Michigan Mayhem

Zack - Damn right, there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem.

by Michigan Mayhem January 17, 2009

The Mayhem Syndicate

The worst enemy of Pinewood Builders, usually raids Pinewood Computer Core extremely hardcore. However, PBST and PET are still much better than this group!

Did you hear about The Mayhem Syndicate (TMS) losing the raid and going into hibernation while PBST invents Training Raids and becomes TMS v2?

Coasterteam : intense sobbing

by #PETSWEEP November 28, 2022

Mind over mayhem

Ones ablity to disregard the mayhem in ones life or within a situation and push forward to conquer the chaos and negativity irritating ones normal every day to day lifestyle.

When we to of everything, or wasn't a question of mind over mayhem, but now I really am not sure. I can do this! Its only mind over mayhem and I am the only thing standing in my way!

by K-Bell19 January 28, 2021

satan's mayhem

When Satan gets some ham and EATS IT

"Check it out, Satan eats ham like he eats SOULS."

by HOOH May 16, 2003

Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush

Said to be the strongest marijuana that can be grown on this planet. Only obtainable through about 5 known merchants in the United States, one of them are located in Georgia.. but for obvious reasons no further information of their whereabouts will be revealed.

One hit of this magical plant can send the user(No matter how much pot they may smoke) sky high within seconds, shotguns are NOT recommended (You WILL get high, but you may pass out & not get the chance to enjoy it, it is recommended that you smoke this in groups)! Mixing this with any other drug may be deadly, I really wouldn't know; I've lost a lot of brain cells smoking weed, but I've got enough to know not to try it.
The true name of this brand of weed isn't known, but due to it's affects it obtained the name Amsterdam Mental Mayhem, Outerspace Kush, Code name Ammo (Obviously, the K was dropped from the Acronym).

Stan: Yo, I got that LOUD pack
Rob: That whack ass shrub? Man, I got that Ammo bro..
Stan: You don't mean...
Rob: Yep... that Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush..
Stan: *Drops "Loud Pack" *You can fuck every female I care for !! Just let me hit it once !!

by Ammo Smoker May 3, 2011