mayonnaise sandwich

Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.

Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.

by SukaFlyat May 3, 2021

magcon

meet and greet convention

m a g con

i went to the magcon last night with my friends.

by dose_does January 23, 2015

MAGcon

Meet And Greet convention where internet celebs meet their fans and travel to hotels and venues to perform.

MAGcon is a place for celebsto meet their fans

by ZEBRACHICKEN March 5, 2015

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

Mayonetic

A literal Jar of Mayonaise.

" Mayonetic is a funny youtuber."

by Ok53672 May 22, 2021

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

by timber12 November 1, 2010

Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

by dstro-y December 14, 2011