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Maximilian

Maximilian is someone who pretends to like you and then decided you aren't good enough. All Maximilian's tend to be assholes who think they're better than others when in fact they aren't.

Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.

The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.

Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.

He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.

Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.

The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.

This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
Girl 1: "OMG, I met this guy yesterday and he is amazing. I think I am in love. he said the nicest things to me. His name is maximilian."

Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."

Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.

Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."
by TOPYFLOPY October 17, 2010
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Maximilian

A person who usually gets on their peoples nerves. He is usually found playing Xbox with his friends and avoiding all contact with other humans
Person 1: let's go do something with Maximilian

Person 2: year but he probably can't go

Person 1: I'll still ask...
Maximilian: Sah, I can't go
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Maximillion

Is a Girl named maxime who is a boss

Its her gangsta name
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by mloikol April 23, 2012
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maximilian looks like a rat
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maximilliano

a male who has a very small but fat chode. one is is unable to do more than one thing while having sex, or even making out. maximilliano is very immature, though he may try and act cool, he is usually a really weird guy. ladies, if you find a man named maximilliano run away and never turn back. he is most likely going to turn gay.
I 'hung out' with maximilliano and he sucked at everything! what a faggot.
by dicksuckinglesbianman February 23, 2011
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by krissy September 29, 2003
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