A wonderful guy. Russian or of Slovak decent. Has a bit of a past but has changed for the better. Mauris's care deeply for their friends and are not afraid to stand up for them. Hilarious with a great taste in cars. Likes to fool around but only if its with someone he truely loves. Most girls find themselves falling in love with a Mauris, yet he generally sees them only as a friend. Mauris’s make you feel like your the most special person on the planet.
by Rhea Claire November 14, 2018
Get the Maurismug. Comes from latin word; maurus,mauri, which refers to the berber inhabitants of roman province of Mauritania tingitana.
Might as well
Might as well
by Yiizz April 18, 2019
Get the Maurimug. onsistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.
by leo "poldy" pold December 14, 2008
Get the Pulling a Maurymug. verb, to be a girl, fooled around and used by a guy much older than you, just for his personal pleasure.
by sabbathfan9 October 18, 2008
Get the Mauriedmug. An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
Get the The Maury Povich Showmug. I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
Get the Maury Povich predatormug. mauri is a guy who loves his girlfriend named kaitlyn
he loves his girlfriend more than anything
he loves everything about her
he loves his girlfriend more than anything
he loves everything about her
mauri and kaitlyn 😋🥰
by ruiyoq February 17, 2023
Get the maurimug.