uhhh idk but they seem really really cool and pretty and epic ad pretty and probably really smart and cool
by sharkv April 30, 2024
An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.
"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"
by hippydeano January 29, 2022
Any jewish proctologist.
by LongB December 11, 2008
by Mauri November 22, 2021
A girl that has a big heart. Despite the pain she’s been through, she still has so much love to give. She has lots of emotions. Though she doesn’t show it. She thinks of herself as a “wall”. Which, in her eyes, means she can’t show her emotions even though they are killing her. Therefore she always thinks about others and puts herself last, that’s even if she thinks about herself. She falls in love hard and rarely ever moves on. She’s a tomboy. She acts tough because she is, physically yes. Mentally no. She likes most boys. But when she finds someone who truly loves her she doesn’t believe it, she thinks of herself as really low. She gets made fun of because of her name but she doesn’t care. She doesn’t value certain people’s thoughts and opinions about her. Although when it’s her family’s negative thoughts and opinions about her, that’s the bigger impact. Physical stuff as in someone hits her, it doesn’t affect her although, words are what gets her down. Of course not by everyone. She’s an overall chill and calm person. But when she’s serious about something, she’s dead serious. She doesn’t use the word “love” a lot because it has so much meaning.
by Mauris November 22, 2021
The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"
I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
by angelinhell13 August 23, 2017