McThingy

Of or pertaining to an Irish man's abnormally small penis. Usually a Leprechauns

Hey Steve doesn't that guy in the green have a McThingy?

LET THE WIND BLOW THROUGH MY MCTHINGY!!!

by OG x Commando October 20, 2010

Mathin

A sign of intellect

Bro that kid is so mathin. I wish I was.

by BenryBoi November 8, 2022

Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

by mrciarano December 4, 2013

squirrel mating

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

by siprofesora November 23, 2016

Walter Mattingly

Hot man, Kind stands up for others, compassionate, long cock, and is a straight as anyone.

Did you see him, he was a Walter Mattingly

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

mating

When two organisms of the oppisite gender, go into sexual activitys, and make a new organism of the same species.

Look! The two birds are mating!! a new one will come soon! :D

by theliongod December 2, 2005

matting

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

by endixpan September 8, 2004