The best friend you'll ever have. Trustworthy to the end, honourable, courageous, and fearless. Had the most crooked sense of humor that'll make you love him even more. He had some issues but some love is all he needed. I love you mateo, I miss you so much. I'll see you in heaven soon enough.
by Oddy_nuff December 16, 2019
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by Mature Mateo September 16, 2020
Get the Mature Mateo mug.any cartoon that is Japanese and then translated into English. Some examples are Dragon Ball Z, Voltron, or Astro boy. Usually the story revolves around fighting, and the animation is limited. There is both good and bad Japan-a-mation, for instance: FLCL-good(good animation, with original story with a lot of underlying subtext for both a older teen and adult audience). Yu-gi-oh - BAD(why do you want to watch other people play a card game, and the plot seems as if the writer just makes the crap up as he goes).
Oh snap, Goku just ripped that guys eyes out from the back of his head. That's some good japan-a-mation.
by JohnGHenry May 10, 2008
Get the japan-a-mation mug.A guy that looks the giraffe from Madagascar. Has an incredibly long neck. Milk expires by the time it reaches his stomach. If he painted himself brown and stood in a forest, no one would notice him. Planes and satellites crash into his neck. If someone asked him what the weather was like up there, he would not be able to hear on account of his head being so far up from the Earth.
Dude 1: Hey, bro. Thanks for inviting me to the zoo.
Dude 2: No prob, bro. Hey, can you stand next to that giraffe over there?
Dude 1: Sure, bro.
Dude 2: Dang, bro. I can't tell the difference. You are a Mateo.
Dude 2: No prob, bro. Hey, can you stand next to that giraffe over there?
Dude 1: Sure, bro.
Dude 2: Dang, bro. I can't tell the difference. You are a Mateo.
by Joseph_Mother March 23, 2020
Get the Mateo mug.A total bitch. Usually Leo. He seems very sweet at first and he is, and you fall in love. Than as time goes on and you’re wrapped around his finger he decides you are not good enough and leaves you for someone else. You stay heartbroken then he comes running back to you. But you are a bad bitch and don’t need no man anymore!
“Mateo is so sweet, cute, and very quiet.”
“Trust me. If you really knew him you wouldn’t even want to be around him”
“Damn, he's tgat bad?!”
“You have no idea what I’ve been through girl..”
“Trust me. If you really knew him you wouldn’t even want to be around him”
“Damn, he's tgat bad?!”
“You have no idea what I’ve been through girl..”
by lascomadres June 2, 2020
Get the Mateo mug.Matei is a generally nice guy with a small dick he is also very big headed he is a bit of creep and can be mistaken as a nonce.He is the type of person to not understand a single thing your saying and can be a little bit clueless.
by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021
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