mary's lamb

a vagina, okay?

I stuck my sausage into Mary's lamb and a little kid came 9 months later.

by acur January 24, 2018

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

If you do not want to succeed in life, then the Mount is your place! Instead of studying and working your way up to a nice job out of college, you will instead experience sex, drugs, alcohol, and lots of it...in fact, pretty much every night! Most of the people here, are rich idiots, too stupid to get into a better college! Their are a few however, poor souls who were tricked into thinking the Mount is a great instituion, but even most of them fall into the trap of living the rest of their life, paying off their expensive Mount tuition on a $25,000/yr salary! Sure these four years may be the "best" experience of your life, but have fun living the next 50 years on welfare! Its sad really, the classes are not hard by any means, yet most people have a 2.0 gpa. But don't make something of yourself! Come to the Mount and help yourself become a useless member of society!!!

College = Place of Higher Learning
Mount = Place of becoming retarded

by Piss on Mount April 30, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Mount St. Mary's where everybody gets laid... where guys think their cool as shit, especially if they play a sport (apparently every girl should want to jump their bones) HELL NO... where the skank freshman girls dont know their place yet so they talk shit on the upper classman, this will eventually lead to them getting their asses kicked... where white guys from rich families act like they were just involved in a drive by... if you dont smoke pot our converstation is done... if you dont drink go home your mama wants you... where public safety busts you for walking around at 10:00 coming from the library... i swear there really are books in this bookbag... everyone knows where the parties are... the apartments, the townhouses or tjs... if your place of living was not mentioned (GET THE FUCK OVER IT)... where you either live in sheridan (light weight skanks), the terrace (two groups: wankers or kick ass people), the apartments (they want to get laid) or pang ("the god squad")... where everyone knows your name and your buisness, if you think your telling a few close friends you better hope your friends with the entire campus... never make a sex video you will regret it... anal is required

anal
mount u or mount me: we can do both

by the sexiest bitches on this campus April 19, 2005

Saint Mary's University

AWESOME PLACE WHERE WSU STUDENTS ARE NOT WELCOME AND CANT HANDLE BREATHING THE EXCELLENCE IN OUR AIR.....
suck it Sarah

Winona State will never match up to Saint Mary's University in pure University based excellence and or penis size, except in WSU's women, meaning the women at Winona State have penises.

by SMUCOUNTRY January 8, 2012

St. Mary's College of Maryland

Small liberal arts college on the St. Mary's River in southern Maryland. Known (though this word is used quite loosely) as the 'the Public Honors College,' St. Mary's prides itself on the things a liberal arts college normally would: a warm and intimite atmosphere, a nice campus and a broad but balanced education.

However, after a period of prolonged exposure (15 hours or more) the atmosphere of warmth and intimacy deteriorates into smugness and paranoid colostrophobia, the niceness of the campus dies along with summer leaving it a barren and bleak gulag, and the broad and balanced education you thought would make you a better overall person merely prevented you from advancing professionally in any specialized field and instead transformed you into the most pretentious drive-thru manager your local McDonald's has ever known.

Also known for frisbee golf, May Day and Hallowgreens. Whether or not you like frisbee golf (it's rarely called 'frolf' since there is no desire to save time among SMCM students as their time isn't valuable to begin with) you will find yourself dodging plastic discs at every corner of the campus. May Day, the day in which students run naked from one end of the campus to the other, is the very reason indeciency laws were drafted. Hallogreens is the crowing achievement of the drug and alcohol addictions that students have developed since their attendence; an event made even more special by the fact that students blackout in their own vomit (among other bodily fluids), dressed as their favorite 80s cartoon characters (a chilling visual representation of lost innocence. Sorry- that was the liberal arts degree talking).

If you're looking for a chance to never bathe again, save your birthday when you'll be foricibly tossed into St. Johns pond and subsequently contract cholera, to smoke weed, to drink cheap beer, to kick start a life of depression after your professors point out the infinite problems of the world without offering a glint of hope or feasable solutions resulting in you eventually blowing your brains out in the tub at the age of 27, to pop your collar and be either a WASPy bastard or a damn faux-hippie then early decision starts December 1st.

Example #1:
Tony: Hey, so where do you go to school?
Jack: St. Mary's College of Maryland.
Tony: Oh Mount St. Mary's! That cool. I--
Jack: No, St. Mary's College.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's county.
Tony: *blank Stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's city.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: On the St. Mary's river!
Tony: *blank stare* ....Mount St. Mary's?
Jack: *hits Tony with a shovel*

Example #2
Employer: So it says here you attended St. Mary's College of Maryland, the public honors college. Could you elaborate on what a 'public honors' college is exactly?
Sarah: Well, I-I'm not sure. I think it's because we're all honor students at heart.
Employer: *shakes head* Wow, thanks. Don't call us. We'll call you.
Sarah: *cries*

by m. kw January 27, 2007

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Ahh Mount Saint Mary's, a mecca for the fake and lame individuals who really know how to get on your last nerve. The girls--tanning...anyone? or should i say everyone... by the way, your already fake baked body from the tanning salon reveals how attention starved all of you are, please.. put a shirt on for me.. thanks. a.k.a "Pearl Girl" becasue for some reason they think fake pearls are cool to wear. Dont be fooled if you see a pretty girl on campus, when she takes off that mask of makeup... youll see that beauty is not skin deep. Beware becasue they are sluts as well, I happen to know of one who has herpies, So be careful...i guess thats what happen when you fuck 8 guys one week. Oh, there is a wide epidemic effecting the mount females, they are all color blind... either that or they think the "pink" sweatpants that really rnt pink are super cool! sike... lame... Now for the complement of these fake whores, the boys-- alcoholics who spend their evening playing water pong trying to make it seem as if they are playing beer pong just to get Jesse Dorman the DA to come out... Wow, what simple minded creatures... impressive and moderatly entertianing...really... You would want to avoid Sheridan Hall at all coasts if your trying to get school work done becasue there are thousands of girls that run up and down the hallways screaming and singing "Im a Dancing Queen"... please.. ur fat... no one wants to see you dance. In additon to the dinosaur running down the hall, your fellow students are inconsiderate... they will blast thier music so it impeades your ability to function, oh wait.. whats that Im hearing right now.. EMO, i guess that paralells your insistant whining and bitching... Oh.. wait.. a rap song, please your white, turn it off. What it pretty much boils down to is that mommy and daddy arent here to whipe thier childrens asses so you will find yourself surrounded and suffocated by immaturity, lameness, excessive drinking which leads to puking passing out or just being loud beligerent and ANNOYING... geeze,learn how to hold your liquior because the god squad over at pang sounds alot better than the people Im living with. WARNING: MALE MOUNT STUDENT=RAPIST, cuz its cool to get girls drunk and have your way with them... talk about not being able to get any, do you feel big now? taking advantage?? your cool... SIKE. By the way, you wont get pregnant if your boyfriend fingers you... to all the lame people the individual who asked that question represents.. the Poster Child of Mt. St. Marys.... the little asian girl that runs around here.... Caution: if you ever chose to visit this campus.. bring one thing: MARIJUANA. To be able to tolerate the lameness that occurs throughout the day you will need plenty of pot, otherwise you'll probably hang yourself or gouge your eyes out becasue of the irony that exsists on this Catholic campus filled with the spawn of satan. Until Next Time: TaTa

Mt. St. Mary's University Students Are Lame!

by wouldn'd you like to know :P April 12, 2005

St. Mary's

An academically rich and competitive school. It boasts a rigorous and competitive environment both academically and athletically. The kids that go here can take AP courses while playing three sports and scoring 2300s on SAT's. We are the best school in Annapolis. We are wealthy white kids who breathe excellence in every area. People are jealous of our smarts, athletic skills and money. We look down at other schools like AACS (filled of faggots) ABSHS (also filled with faggots) IC (who cares) Key (gay stoners) severn (gayyyyy). We are the best school, we rock the polos and look sick doing it. We live in the best neighborhoods: Murray Hill, Sherwood, Bay Ridge etc... We have the nicest beach houses, and people don't mess with us bc they know we would kick their ass.

girl: Hey you are you a St. Mary's Saint?!
Guy: yeah.
Girl:omg your so hot and smart, we should hook up.
Guy: Yeah well I had plans with these other chicks but you can join.
Girl: OK!

by uzusaint April 17, 2010