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Markus

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.
Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure
by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016
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Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)
by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016
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Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.
“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler
by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019
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Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard
by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019
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Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.
«Hey dude is that guy doing meth on the Street Markus?»

«Yeah, ofc it is. Lol.»
by BadAssBitchMaria December 20, 2019
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Markus is a RK200 android and one of the three protagonists of Detroit: Become Human. He is a domestic android owned by famous Detroit painter Carl Manfred.
Events catapult him out of his familiar life and lead him on to freedom and rebellion. During the game, he becomes the leader of the deviants and may direct them in either a violent or peaceful revolt against human oppression and thus decides the future of his species.
My name is Markus... And just like you, I was a slave... An object, designed to obey them... But then I chose to open my eyes, to take back my freedom and decide who I wanted to be. Now I have come to tell you that you can be your own masters. I've come to tell you that you don't have to obey them anymore.
by Glowstar826 December 29, 2019
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Absolutely wonderful man. You would be crazy to do him wrong because he definitely is one of a kind. Once your close to him and he figures you out, he is loyal, silly, affectionate, real, and honest. Very handsome guy who dresses really well. Works hard and is good with money. Smart, he likes to research everything which is great. Can be quiet and observant at times but that’s because he is thinking and putting whatever’s going together. Not typically an aggressive guy but, he’s very sweet and more so introverted, he doesn’t want any trouble or drama near him, he prefers peace. You still don’t want to make him angry or disrespect him, the dark side is for sure there so, just keep it cool. If you have a Markus around, appreciate him, love him, be honest with him because you won’t find another.
Markus: “ I want some Dunkin”
Olivia: “ what you want from there?”
Markus: “ you know what I like”
Olivia : (smiles) “ Vanilla Chai and 10 jelly filled munchkins”
Markus: *starts twerkin*
by olive green August 11, 2019
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