Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.
by randomkitten December 30, 2022
by Metroid > Zelda May 30, 2023
by bawlstothewall April 29, 2022
1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.
2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
1.
Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.
2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.
2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
by WitherHD November 19, 2017
PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.
PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Gavin: "We should do that again."
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Gavin: "We should do that again."
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022
by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021
Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost
by YERT42069 October 18, 2019