raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.

Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.

by Alabia May 24, 2008

evil manatee

A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to be a hostile, rude, unpleasant person for no apparent reason. Also known as a fat bitch, PMS blimp, whale of bad attitude, Disrespectius Vitellius, Miss Piggy having a grumpy day

I thought I was going to make some friends when I saw girls as fat as me laughing and joking around.. but they turned out to be evil manatees.

by lil miss missfit May 23, 2008

manatee effect

When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.

Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.

Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.

Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.

Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.

by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011

butt manatee

A giant turd that is the size of a sea cow (manatee)

Holmes went in the crapper and dropped a butt manatee. That loaf was so huge I had to break it up with a stick before it would go down. What a sack slapper.

by Harold Paratestes June 8, 2007

Man-Date Central

The central location of all man-date activities; The Wendy's on Route Two

Let's go to Man-Date Central, I'm starvin for a JBC and some Boriqua Lovin!

by Coolata February 1, 2004

manditer

A new, orange bird from Brazil. It doesn't have a beak. Instead it has baleen, like whales, but it doesn't know how to swim. It also has gills but no lungs. Rhinos give birth to them. The Rhinos are 3 feet tall and look like penguins. After the manditer is born, it dies in a matter of minutes. There is only one creature to have miraculously grown lungs and survived. His name is Jesh.

Jesh, you look just like a manditer.

by NickLovesManditers October 21, 2009

Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

by Revfin May 11, 2011