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Mallard

A synonym for fuck, since your phone autocorrects it to duck, so why not just use that word anyway.
Oh mallard me!

Mallard you!

Mother mallard!
by Flammy The Wizard April 4, 2023
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Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.
John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.
by DXbuddie November 27, 2019
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lewis mallard

a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.
"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"
by deadpooldan2008 September 22, 2022
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Moaning Mallard

When two people climb into a fuck blind and have sex with mallard calls in their mouth.
I was duck hunting and heard someone doing a Moaning Mallard, sounded like two mallards just going at it
by DirtyDirtyDan March 26, 2023
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Silly goose with a mallards head

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head
by Oohh darling January 7, 2021
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