Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)
Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)
Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
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is an extraordinary soul, a beacon of light that illuminates every corner of my life. His smile can instantly brighten my mood. He possesses an unwavering sense of compassion that knows no limits. His intelligence is captivating. His warmth and genuine care makes me feel safe and cherished, knowing that I have a partner who truly understands and supports me.
His sense of humor is infectious, bringing laughter and joy to every moment I spend talking to him. He is not afraid to be vulnerable, which allows me to see his authentic self and in turn, encourages me to be my truest self as well. With him, I feel like I can conquer anything that comes my way.
His love for me is evident in every gesture, big or small, he constantly strives to make me feel loved, appreciated, and valued. His ability to listen, understand, and empathize is unparalleled, making me feel truly seen and heard in his presence. He brings out the best in me, encouraging me
In his embrace, I find solace and comfort, knowing that I have found a true partner and friend for life. He is not just amazing, but also one-of-a-kind, and i feel incredibly blessed to have him by my side, My love for him knows no bounds, for he truly is a remarkable and exceptional person who fills my heart with joy and gratitude every single day.
I love you David!! Happy birthday
His sense of humor is infectious, bringing laughter and joy to every moment I spend talking to him. He is not afraid to be vulnerable, which allows me to see his authentic self and in turn, encourages me to be my truest self as well. With him, I feel like I can conquer anything that comes my way.
His love for me is evident in every gesture, big or small, he constantly strives to make me feel loved, appreciated, and valued. His ability to listen, understand, and empathize is unparalleled, making me feel truly seen and heard in his presence. He brings out the best in me, encouraging me
In his embrace, I find solace and comfort, knowing that I have found a true partner and friend for life. He is not just amazing, but also one-of-a-kind, and i feel incredibly blessed to have him by my side, My love for him knows no bounds, for he truly is a remarkable and exceptional person who fills my heart with joy and gratitude every single day.
I love you David!! Happy birthday
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Get the David Mcollin mug.Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.
Examples are as follows:
1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.
2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").
3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.
4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.
5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"
6. Pale Satanmints.
7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
Examples are as follows:
1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.
2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").
3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.
4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.
5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"
6. Pale Satanmints.
7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
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