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molester mustache

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz
Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
mugGet the molester mustachemug.

Mustache Cop

A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.
"Yo Murphy watch out for Spartan93, he's a damn mustache cop."
by Master Jumper April 23, 2008
mugGet the Mustache Copmug.

Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.
by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012
mugGet the Porn Mustachemug.

mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.
Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.
by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012
mugGet the mustache with tittiesmug.

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.
by stackattack January 2, 2011
mugGet the monopoly mustachmug.

Hotsauce Mustache

A mustache of blood that appears on one's upper lip after eating a period blood soaked vagina.
That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.
by tstewstew July 7, 2011
mugGet the Hotsauce Mustachemug.

Cum Mustache

When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.

This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females
That guy gave his boyfriend friend a cum mustache the other day
by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009
mugGet the Cum Mustachemug.

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