the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.
see: crustache; peach fuzz
see: crustache; peach fuzz
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
Get the molester mustachemug. A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.
by Master Jumper April 23, 2008
Get the Mustache Copmug. thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012
Get the Porn Mustachemug. by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012
Get the mustache with tittiesmug. by stackattack January 2, 2011
Get the monopoly mustachmug. That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.
by tstewstew July 7, 2011
Get the Hotsauce Mustachemug. When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.
This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females
This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females
by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009
Get the Cum Mustachemug.