Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

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Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

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Rick and Morty

really fucking dumb shit nobody should ever watch

"that nerd is watching rick and morty... L"

by kailee9 April 26, 2022

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23 Morty

the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is

yo that shit kicks ass times 23 morty!!

by jack May 26, 2004

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Triggered Mortis

the body becomes stiff and mind runs out of things to say usually caused when one's feelings, political views, world outlook, and or beliefs are completely demolished by facts, reason, and or logical arguments

Left speechless after hearing there were two genders, Cindy fell into triggered mortis

by AWSDP June 11, 2018

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Morty fetish

A person who is majorly attracted to Morty from Rick and Morty , its super contagious, all people who get the eventually die, try and avoid people with this for there is no cure. Here are the symptoms , sticking seeds up there own anus, getting a high voice, and acting dumb. In rare case some have even become morty.

Bro your have a morty fetish

by Biggest boy 69 June 30, 2021

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