The Mop

When a guy and a broad are doing 69 while the males standing holding the broad. then he ejaculates all over the floor and you mop the mess up with her hair!

Dick-Yo jimmy last tuesday i did the mop with allison!
Jimmy- haha seriously!? where at?
Dick- in your shower...

by PMM-PUSSY MONSTER MIKE May 07, 2010

Mop

The coolest person in the world.

if u know mop or are friends with her, then u must be cool.

If someone brags about something they have, you say "i know mop" and it shuts them down because there is nothing better to say.

Narelle: "OMG i got with the hottest guy in the world yesterday!"

Allanah: "well im friends with MOP!"

by Lilly amazon May 27, 2009

mop

A bowl shaped haircut that is extremely amusing.

Denis'hey look at that wally with the mop'
Steve 'That's Chris'

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Mop

OH MY GOD!!! a mop cannot be defined any other way than an extremely fit hairstyle 4 guys, never for chavs, which is quite long, below ears and above neck. a guy with a mop can be described as a mopper (see mopperluvers description on the mopper page)

that fit guy over there is such a fit mop!!

by Lozta September 08, 2005

mopped

adj. tired

To describe when someone "looks" visibly tired.

"You look pretty mopped today. Are you alright?"

by Vijay Patz September 22, 2006

Mop

1. A loyal friend who won't leave your side at a party.

2. Last resort for a dance partner.

Hey, Luke and Sean are still hanging with that mop. Those guys are crazy-cool!

by Bishop's Historical Society December 07, 2004

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 12, 2010