Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 10, 2019

Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.

Dude, her mooch STANK!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine

I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.

by Mooch man May 18, 2019

Mooch

A person who drives slowly.

“That woman is a mooch”

by Maggerzhasjaggerz June 4, 2019

Mooch

A group of wooks

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.

by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019

Mooch

The word is a verb used to replace words such as look and explore.

James: Hey, do you fancy going to that rave.
Brandon: Ye, I don’t mind going for a mooch.

by Bangoraye March 27, 2020

Mooch

Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.

Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.

by BSSmith June 3, 2020